Good job being born. If nothing else in life went quite as planned, at least being born is definitely something you can be proud of. Don’t feel ashamed for it, there are bigger catastrophes in this world. With the years passing by and your hairline receding at the speed of light, you can still try to save your worn, over all appearance with this brand new shirt, and carry your numbers with pride!
Black "The Worst Tragedies 1967" apron with front pocket and adjustable neck strap.